WANTED: Drivers Who Can Actually Drive (We Know, Rare These Days) Are you a fully licensed, road-savvy legend who knows the difference between a steering wheel and a cup holder? Do you enjoy the simple pleasures in life—like putting number plates on the right way up and giving a car its finishing touch with a perfectly fitted hubcaps? Well, buckle up. We’ve got a gig for you. Location: Alexandria Start: Immediately (as in, yesterday would’ve been great) The Role: You’ll be moving vehicles like the professional you are—none of that learner-driver energy here. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, includes: Driving cars safely from A to B (thrilling, we know) Affixing number plates without turning them into abstract art Installing hubcaps like a true wheel whisperer Looking mildly impressive while doing all of the above What We’re Looking For: A real driver’s licence (not your cousin’s, not a “close enough” situation) Confidence behind the wheel (parallel parking skills = instant street cred) A sense of humour (you’ll need it—we certainly do) Ability to start ASAP (seriously, we’re not joking about this part) What You Get: Immediate work (no endless “we’ll be in touch” emails) A straightforward job—no corporate buzzwords or pointless meetings A team that appreciates a good driver when they see one If you can drive, attach things to cars without causing chaos, and show up ready to go, we want to hear from you. Apply now and let’s get these cars looking road-ready (and properly dressed).
