NOW HIRING: HEAVY LIFTERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR Are you the kind of person who thinks 25kg is just a warm-up? Do you consider “dusty” an aesthetic rather than a problem? Can you out-lift your coworkers and out-joke them on smoko? If so, we’ve got a job with your name (and probably a bit of dust) on it. Location: Erskine Park Shifts Available: Day & Night — because legends don’t all wake up at the same time What you’ll be doing: Lifting 25kg like it’s your gym’s lightest dumbbell Working in a manufacturing environment with a natural dust filter (free exfoliation!) Keeping things moving while having a laugh with the crew What we’re looking for: Solid strength and stamina (your arms should have their own postcode) Reliability — show up, lift, repeat Ability to handle a bit of dust without writing a complaint novel Bonus points if you bring good banter What you get: Immediate start (like, “don’t even unpack your gym bag” immediate) Choice of shifts to suit your lifestyle A team that works hard and laughs harder A job where skipping arm day is no longer an option If you’re ready to roll up your sleeves, build some serious muscle, and earn while you burn — apply now. Warning: Side effects may include increased strength, better stories, and a newfound appreciation for clean air outside work hours. THIS POSITION IS ONLY OPEN TO AUSTRALIAN CITIZENS AND/OR CURRENT AUSTRALIAN PERMANENT RESIDENTS
