WARNING: DO NOT APPLY FOR THIS JOB This job is terrible. Seriously, stay away. Here’s why: You won’t be trapped in a call center. Nope. No soul-crushing cubicles, no fluorescent lights, no boring scripts to follow. Instead, you’ll be at the biggest events and expos—Sexpo, Supanova, Tattoo Conventions, Uni O-Weeks, music festivals, and more. Yuck. You’ll have to travel. We work all over Australia, so instead of staring at the same street corner every day, you’ll be forced to see new places, meet new people, and experience different cities. How exhausting. We provide accommodation. Forget those authentic hostel experiences—where you sleep on a top bunk above someone who snores like a chainsaw and wake up to a mystery sock in your bed. Instead, you’ll live in a proper house with your teammates, close to the city. Gross. Your co-workers are a nightmare. They’re all fun, social, and love to travel. They actually enjoy their job. Imagine being surrounded by people who hype you up, push you to be better, and celebrate every win? Horrific. We do these annoying things called ‘team events.’ Karaoke nights, pub crawls, BBQs, sports games, and all-you-can-eat pizza nights. And the worst part? Free drinks. Disgusting. The product? Even worse. Paintball. Ever heard of it? People love it, it sells itself, and we get to play for free. Zero challenge. Listen, we warned you. But if you still feel like torturing yourself with a job where you make money, travel, and work with legends, apply now. Or don’t. Probably safer that way.
